30 Nov 2
Happy Birthday Tyler.
It truly is the holiday season. I have to assume that, were your birthday to land on a weekday, work would have been called off. Seeing as it landed on the “day of rest”, I must assume you are attempting to draw attention from the lord. When it concerns me, it appears you have won, as I looked for a funny picture of you and neglected to attend a church of any kind.
I’m glad you failed to pay homage. Otherwise, the world would not have seen what Meagan referred to as my “up for three days on meth” picture. Please note, I do not use, nor have I ever, methamphetamines…
I wouldn’t condone your methamphetamine usage if you were to use it nor would I post a picture displaying the hilarity of your usage.